A. A cookie that looks like a lemon but is actually spicy. B. A classic "exploding" cookie with too much filling. C. A cookie that is just slightly burnt around the edges. D. A perfectly decorated cookie that looks too good to eat.

It’s 1:00 AM. There is one slice of pepperoni left. Your roommate is asleep on the couch.

You are the grounded one, the observer who provides the commentary for the chaos around you. While everyone else is running around with water balloons, you are the one shaking your head and smiling. Your "role" is vital—without your reactions, the pranks wouldn't be half as funny. You are the witty observer who always has the last laugh.

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