Hipster Kickball -

The Lovejoy Field • 2pm – dark

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Furthermore, the league is aggressively inclusive. Because the barrier to entry is "being able to kick a stationary object while holding a cigarette," everyone is welcome. Trans players, queer players, out-of-shape novelists, and baristas who only work 15 hours a week all gather on the same dirt lot. hipster kickball

On a sticky Thursday evening in the sprawling metropolis of Austin, Texas—or perhaps it’s Portland, Oregon, or maybe that reclaimed industrial district in Bushwick, Brooklyn—a peculiar ritual unfolds. Grown adults, meticulously groomed, are running the bases. But they aren't wearing high-tech athletic gear. There are no performance fibers here. The Lovejoy Field • 2pm – dark Ladies

Bring: a blanket, your own can of something interesting, and a team name that makes people nod slowly. But they aren't wearing high-tech athletic gear

When rounding third base, the runner must high-five the third base coach. However, the coach does not offer an open palm; they offer a full can of cheap, adjunct lager. The runner must chug the beer before sliding (or gently jogging) home. This is called "The Lactate Threshold."